Great Wood Box Clipping About Business

My Dad used to work for the Lumbermans Association right out of law school. I said earlier he used these clippings in speeches he gave at various association functions like conventions and fund raisers. I'm sure at a Lumberman's convention this joke would bring the roof down. I can see it, my Dad had the balls to pull off this joke in front of a thousand suites in some hotel grand ballroom in some far wawy city.

It reminds me of my brothers favorite movie line. He just used it the other day when we were visiting. Its from Tin Cup. Costner's character is lying in bed with his girlfiend and he says, "Sex and golf are two things you don't have to be any good ta to enjoy." Big J cracks me up!